I need to lose some weight

The scary thing is losing weight.  My mom want me to work out  more. 'Hey mom, the only work out I do is  playing video games'!

The best video game is Ty the Tasmanian tiger 2 bush rescue.  I need to stay hydrated when I play that game .  It gives me a  thumb work  out. Your wost nightmare is my thumbs.  

IN  WWE I JUMP ALL OVER!  I like C.M. Punk he's cool.  

 

I don't want to workout because I wont be able to do this: